Do you know how it feels to know that the people you love are suffering that internally theyre losing themselves? ), Second Place Winner You wouldve snapped too if your owner brought back one of those revolting creatures, also known as a B.A.B.Y. No. WaitI think that is my mom now! Genre:Comedic I know! Oh, great here comes another one. And pigs and chickens and rabbits. Some people tell me to just live with it and move on. Huh? Genre: Comedy. Because of last weeks events, we are going to try this again. What am I in for? Well, thats a good question. We want to see your whole face. The best things happen at night. And its very cold in space-brrrr! I must have fallen asleep and missed all the excitement because when I awoke, this scary looking lady was trying to cram her giant foot into me. Description:A student uses color to describe gender identity. No, ellipsis, we will not be taking a vote! First Place Winner! Gender: Female It makes me feel proud. So, I went to Mrs. Lopez and demanded she give me a new part. Thats a real blow to my confidence. Okay, I get the sword and you can have the axe. And just to be on the safe side, Im going to make my big brother come with me! (Turns away from the audience, calling to the fish.) Thats the life for me. (rips it off) Sorry about that! Why would I promise anything to a flag? He makes little thumping noises that keep me awake. But theres one thing my parents didnt know. You know my friends dont go to bed until 10:45 aaaaand they are allowed to have their phones in their bed. When humans arent looking, we actually move. I had to make that basket. Anyway, we are here because we all have one thing in common. What was I supposed to do?! (tapping persists) Okay, fine, you want to talk? Pleasethey had plenty of their own food and they didnt have to steal mine. Since I would be starting preschool the next year, my parents decided it was time to be rid of the paci. Its only 9:00! More like a table with wings in the stars. Protected, (spelling), P-R-O-T-E-C-T-E-D. I made it into the house, and up onto a counter, but that cat saw me. I believe that someday, Ill do something so noble that a mighty king will have to knight me. With all that said, I hope next time you read How the Grinch Stole Christmas, youll understand his motives. By:Justin Kyzar, Mississippi, USA, Age 15 Genre: Comedic. I dont like that at all. Wait, what? As the leader of the Union of the Order of the North Pole Elves, I stand here today and urge you to say no to Santa! Or ten. Tomorrow we will talk about the dangers left behind by the past inhabitants of this planet, and their sonic weapons of torture. Oh, wait, I forgot we cant run! I told him bringing a rabbit on stage wouldnt work! The noiseoy! I just scared that wolf away! And I'm the king. Description: Exclamation Point is upset about Comma, who talks too much. How did I go from being a happy rabbit living a life of freedom, to being chained up and tortured? At the same time, I thank you. My real story about how my dog actually did eat my homework. Im soaking wet. This time it wasnt me. Genre: Dramatic You know what? It reminds me of the place I spent my early years in the zoo. Ugh, who am I kidding!? Its a deal? What they dunnot tell ye is that my gold is buried deep below. I got some new shoes! Do it for the children who need their macaroni. A soliloquy ( q.v.) Teachers like to read stuff like that, right? Youre a real werewolf. The news was reporting that a snail with super powers had prevented a deadly car crash. Description: A girl begs her parents for a special doll. As soon as I defeat them, Ill come home, give you the ring and well chat! Gonna get used again. The only time I can escape is in my dreams. Im definitely an adult now! Oops. So, Im breaking squirrel code to tell you to remember the little guys. Its blank. Where did it go? Why do you want to be an adult, you may ask? I lost control of the car, went through the building, and ran over half the elves and Mrs. Claus. Me Omg, be quiet! I made it safely outside and I ate the Oreo. Speaking of beef, why is beef tastier in space? He sees me. (unties) Youre free to go! Im done with all the ridicule I get just because I cant fly. I just dont get it. Yeah. I wish I had never seen that spaceship. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM BEING UNFAIR?! Description: A daughter tries to talk her mom out of having another baby. Never mind. Naturally, I was curious, so I put on some protective gloves brought it inside and put it in a jar. She will make it impossible to get anything done. Theyve never been to school! Chocolate cereals those are goood. (Happily) Yes, thats what you get for killing her. I know its crazy, but I think that the dragon is actually like a mom to me. Its delusional! I never get to pick. Hey Jason. I cant even talk to my neighbors! What is cooler than my own dog helping me! (pause) What? Thats disgusting! Genre:Comedic Hey, I would be upset too if all I could wear is a pink frilly dress. Gross! Gender: Any (Determined) There we go, you figured it out. Yeah, huddle huddle!!! I dont buy it. And again, I say WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? This is hilarious! Come on people! (pause) Ok, Mom, I have to go, just dont call me while Im working, ok? True, we are used for holidays and special events but, we can also be used for shade and so much more. Youll know its from space because its labelled space rock. (turns to someone whos not there) You know what you did! E is for Everyone remain calm. Im not really sure if youve noticed, but Im a seagull. By: Owen Leung, Age 12, Sydney, Australia I mean, there is no way that she could have gotten 149% in math. I know! Genre: Comedic, Okay mom, are you listening? All she gives me is a big fat pile of chores. Hi, my name is Jade and I am here to issue you a warning. Wait, no, let me guess, it made you feel pretty crabby! Gender: Any I really want to strangle each and every tall person but to do so I would NEED A STEPLADDER!!!!!! I have for a long time. Lie in the sunshine and chase squirrels. Second Place Winner ARREST HER! Because it was my idea, I did the honors. Im not even kidding. (sighs) Or I could just live my long life out on the lawn all winter until I melt. I know its not safe, but we cant just sit here and wait! Anyway, Ive got to go feed my dragon dinner. Finally, it was time to go to work. (to herself) Oh, stop it Linsay! (pause) Wait a minute, look at that! Third Place Winner Ha! I dont know which way to go, and this forest is so creepy and full of shadows! And now youve come after the one person I hoped and prayed you would never, ever touchmy generous, ever-loving grandma. It was him! For a split second, I thought chess would be good, but after some contemplating What if some guy got mad and flipped a chess board and a pawn hit the other guy in the eye? I know, I know, mom. Genre:Comedic By now, I knew this would be a great gift because who would go to all this trouble to wrap a gift that isnt great? And yes, its been hard, and extraordinarily frustrating, but I believe that we can do it, so lets go to it. Gender: Any Then of course Baby Erk had to drop into our home. Maybe my perfect day will happen tomorrow. Hi Austin. It seems like they dont care at all what we animals think or feel. Wasnt even saying anything clever Anyway, why Im here today is no laughing matter. Why would someone want to get me in trouble? TWELVE AND UNDER!!!! And the Invisible Man got Play-Doh stuck in the carpet, and used Masons toothbrush to brush the dogs teeth, and broke the lamp, and he even accidentally lit the curtains on fire. I have participated in clubs you have never even heard of and my extracurricular record spans 5 pages. (mutters) Im not sure if he even had magic in his hat. Gender: Male (to self) Where are my smoke bombs? Yep thats right. Then she went to take a nap in our beds she messed all three of them up. Not a single word! I wouldnt be stressed to step in his acid reflux secretions. Hey there! (waves) Im waving, see? It was time! Now I have to live in a tree, walk on all fours, and eat 90% bananas and 10% of everything else. (Shows a photo of a puppy and the new recruits react.) Well okay, heres an example. Its the least I can do after I opened that stupid, annoying little box. She had lots of friends and took the Nicest Student award away from me in the fifth grade, and I was so angry that I squeezed glue in her cubby, which showed how nice I really was. Thats where all the money went! I talk to thousands of people every day, and reading off the sins of regular people is enlightening. It was one big thrill machine, far too extreme for kids, or anyone for that matter! Genre: Dramatic Im pretty sure it knocked me out or something, because everything turned kind of fuzzy. And dont get me started on the terrifying Norse tales somehow Loki, the god of mischief, is my mom?! Im a daughter, not a casino chip! She started crying and said, (repeat with a crying, whining voice, imitating Lizzie) But Im your best friend. My annoying sister Fine, goodnight I DONT THINK SO! Worse than the time I had a tick stuck in my ear. Honorable Mention Im not getting paid for this. I got home from school on Halloween day, dreading what I might see. What am I going to wear? I know you keep telling me, But Fiona, I rescued him! No, you did not. Really ignore her. I was so tired that I fell asleep in these beds. Genre: Comedic. Then a gang approached me on their motorcycles with crow bars and guns. Gender: Male or Female Description: A scruffy dog wins the heart of a kind-hearted kid. Whatre you in for? When I sneezed. Then I was in the North Pole when, out of the blue, Santas work shop appeared. Youre probably going to wind up homeless like your older brother Leo. But I will prove them wrong. Please, spare me the talking. He keeps putting his finger in my face! (rolls eyes) Anyway, when we got to the museum, Creepy Cathy and I walked around looking at the artwork, like any normal person would do at museum. Theyre the bad guys! Holding and gripping my controller, I could feel the vibrations bursting through my hands. Description: Kid is jealous of older brother who gets more screen time. (Pause.) Ohh. F is for Fire, you can smell the smoke from your math class down the hall. He was still talking but I couldnt hear anymore. Description: A kid delivers a birthday wish list to their mother. Third Place Winner! (Grabs cell phone and punches in random numbers, pauses) Hello Carol. And thats a lot of work on my part. I am so depressed and I do not think it is fair.(sighs)I mean, Cinnamon and Chili Powder were used in one of the most important things in the universe: a science fair project. ok Im sorry I dont mean to be bossy can you just put headphones on, I dont want to hear that, and I have been bound to our room for the nex-. (Accidentally steps on a teddy bear with a tag that says, I Love You.) And the worst part everything, everything, everything, everywhere you look, has the L word on it. (Digging into backpack.) (Shocked/ angry) Wait did he just stab her? Its like they see right through me. I have sharp teeth and a scary face that everyone fears. I will not make friends with such oafish creatures. I tell them, HES MY DRAGON! Genre: Dramatic (beat) Wait! Next Grunters house. I found a space scientists website, and it showed her email address, so I emailed her. All the odds against me and hes the one having fun all day. At lightning speed, it landed about ten yards from me. Smelly. Oh, ha by the way, Im getting you back! WITH THEIR MASSIVE HORNS! Ann M. Martin's beloved books get a modern update in this series that follows a group of girlfriends and their homegrown babysitting business. Okay. When you finally think she is done she just links what she is talking about to something else! Imagine waking up to a lump of coal because Santa had a temporary lapse in memory. Can you stop? Its MUCH worse than you think. (beat) Actually, now that I think about it, our zoos on Earth arent much better. Its a little creepy. My mom and dad looked at me like I should love them. Today has already been ruined because when I got downstairs for breakfast, my little brother had eaten the last of my favorite cereal. Child Online Protection Family law Men in early childhood education Orphanage Parenting v t e 1895 painting of a nurse reading to a little girl An episode of About Safety, a 1970s educational children's show, on the topic of babysitting Babysitting is temporarily caring for a child. She got took with the dragon and the dragon went to its cave and now we have to get her but she died. Listen, ye squirrely would-be crookit dunnot work the way ya think. I mean, its not easy being a ghost. Not to mention I had wings, and horns, claws, and spines, and razor-sharp teeth! 2021 Drama Notebook. If they pick pot of gold, they get a tiny one. Can you please pass the beef? Im in the bird watching club at school. No one told me when I took this job that Id be here forever and ever. She ignored me too. And whats worse is that now they leave me all alone. I always get scared and go back inside. Heck no! Its not you, its me. (Pauses, reigning in her emotion, and scowls at the bear.) Written by MasterClass Last updated: Sep 13, 2021 5 min read Dramatic monologues are a literary device that have been used since ancient Greek theatretoday, they are a common tool in modern plays and films. (confused) What? I mean- (looks at phone with mouth open and reads text) Hi, I am sorry to inform you, but you were mixed up with a different student. But the thing that I love the most about her is her personality. I can see the greediness in his face. Well, Im great! Well, they generally keep quiet because we all know they have anger problems. (Sarcastically and with a bit of suspicion) Wow, I wish I had a snail like that. Babysitting Monologue View Writing Issues File Edit Tools Settings Filter Results Hi! You cant ground me! I was so sad. Its supposed to be extremely secret. Looks like the round-feet monsters are still alive. By: Nicholas Schaeffer, Age 12, Ontario Canada People use your head as an armrest, like ALL the time. Blue for boys or pink for girls, its a stereotype. Yeah, I didnt think so. (relieved) Wait! First off, the conditions at the zoo are disgusting. You dont waste time, do you? Then, I flew away with Baby Yoda back to earth and thats why I havent done my homework or my chores this week, mom. Honestly, I would even take the amount of flight a chicken has. Question mark, Period, Semicolon, and all the rest of you, I know youre with me on this. Whoa, down the hillIm slipping and slidinggot it in my mouth. Fine. He was never a real friend, just a fake one and I will never trust anyone with my feelings or secrets ever again. HE should be put on the naughty list, for a change! How mean can they get? IM SIXTEEN. Its fascinating how my own family managed to ignore my existence for fourteen days. Were super delicate and when the giant humans stand, walk or run all over us, we die! Riddle me this why should an innocent teenager be bombarded with all of this, this pink, red, artificial, sugary sweetness when just going to the store to pick up some Doritos? Every night its the same story, and Im really getting sick of it.It usually goes a little something like this. My hearts pounding through my chest. My mom keeps telling me that I need to find some sort of extracurricular activity to keep my mind stimulated. Whatever that means. By: Addison Steffer, Age 14, Texas, USA Description: The special pair of shoes tells the story that made them famous. Gender: Male (Improvise different ways of saying, nah.) I think she liked it because she told me shed change my character. What does Santa think we are, robots? Thats nothin. That little red robber didnt have to steal. We never spoke any words to each other til the trial! It will bankrupt us. A polar bear came by and tried to bite my face off, I mean it had its jaw around my face. You see, yesterday, I was in my house about to eat breakfast when suddenly a GINORMOUS hole formed in the ground! (Turns back to the phone and walks away) You have got to be kidding. No one has recognized how fit I am to be a knight yet, but they will eventually! By: Sanjana Bhahirathan, Age 13, Sydney, Australia Sure, maybe dumping all the Whos presents off the side of Mt. Speaking of him, hes coming over today, so youd better scurry along, it was nice to meet you! He knew that Mike would be dead and would not be in need of a ticket! He also growled when anyone but me I got close to him. Genre: Dramatic Ive liked you for quite some time now and have decided to confess my feelings. That was fake. Genre: Comedic Everyone laughed. Please come back and fix everything. Hello Mother. You call one number, and get connected with seven incredible baby-sitters. I hate it when the giant humans step all over me like theyre the boss of everything. (hangs up) Okay class, new test! She says, Zara would you mind watching my puppy for a few days? I said, sure no problem. No problem! The connection that I share with pancakes cannot be compared to anything else. I imagined I would be like Star-Lord, or that guy in Close Encounters. We breeze through traffic and when we get home, we dont have any other plans. Little beds, little chairs, little tables. So, with this thing hanging around, Im doomed for life. Im sorry. Description: Hansel tries to console his sister while they are lost in the woods. Im gonna live here forever. So yeah, I am just going to live up here for the rest of my life. Its like nothing has changed. Thanks dad. You dont watch TV? Id better keep going before I hurl snowballs everywhere. I also searched for ways to get my tooth out online but none of them were cool enough. Even that Turtle called Yoshi that Mario rides, comes in more colors than Princess Peach does. Really? Mom. Over and over, waiting for a Prince to rescue me. If not, I shall threaten to explode and then no one will ever have Oregano again! Squirrels need love too. (Excitedly) Hes heading for the lake; you have to follow him! What I mean to say is that I will do my best to find her a home as soon as possible. All of us different kinds of grass have one big problem in common. I opened the windows and watered your plants. Wow. Actually, she probably doesnt care about what she did. I mean, shrimp? I dont want to volunteer at the clinic! I would ride that thing day and night if I could. At all. But in squirrel world, its the biggest deal. (The leprechaun goes back to his work making shoes and sings this song. But let me tell you about how I got it. Ive been this was as long as I can remember. I can barely read this sloppy handwriting. I cant take this tomfoolery anymore; Im taking my business elsewhere! Oh, wait, I forgot we cant hide! Gender: Female (gender can be changed) (Pause.) My clothes are so elegant that only truly special people can see them, and by what I can see, you, young lad are not special in the slightest. Gender: Male I know, I know. I wasnt gonna say anything before, because Im no marine biologist, but if she (gestures across) is gonna order that, Im gonna have to speak up. And how is everyone else still working on this test? Well, I know its a sunny day, but it could still happen! Im Snow White, and welcome back to APPLES Group Therapy! But have you ever wondered what his life is like the other 364 days? Youre un-muted. ok, um, sure. Santa is where? Bye. By: Madison Brown, Age 16, Idaho, USA Hes right there! And a flashlight. But all she cares about is doing dumb science experiments, mostly tests on me! I was furious! Its grainy, bitter just like the L word itself. Gender: Any That way. (Shyly) I kinda like the new girl Jessica. I just want everybody to know who discovered those planets. She was soooooo hungry. Genre: Comedic Well that sure explains things! I ran and ran and this was the first house I found. I am making this way harder than it has to be but I really cant fail, I just cant! I have not, and will not, ever try chocolate. Genre: Comedic. Of course, I knew the sun would melt me. How did that make you feel? BUT I cant let some nobody get in my head. It makes sense now! Show yourself. Do you see the bags under my eyes? Sure, some people have pet snakes or tarantulas, and I admit that snakes or spiders can be scary, but well, I have a dragon.
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